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Does Anyone Know What John Thune Actually Does?

The Senator was recently mistaken for a marble statue in the Capitol Rotunda.

Andrew Klavan
Does Anyone Know What John Thune Actually Does?
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Welcome to this week’s episode of “What is John Thune Doin’?” This is the show where we try to answer the questions, “Who is John Thune?” and “What is he doin’?”

To answer the first question first: John Thune, a Republican Senator, is the Senate Majority Leader. Now, those of you who aren’t familiar with how our government works may want to know: What does the American Senate do exactly? And the answer is: the American Senate does exactly nothing.

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