Democrats and other pestilential nudniks are still trying to solve the impenetrable mystery of how their presidential candidate lost to someone as horrible as they pretended Donald Trump was. Chairman of the Democrat National Committee Vladimir Jihad recently discussed the issue on a Zoom call with a group of masked rioters and financial con men called Black Lives Matter Unless They Don’t.
Mr. Jihad, who usually identifies as a woman except at this time of month when he feels the cramps just aren’t worth it, told the group, “Like many of you, I’ve been trying to unravel the puzzling riddle of how anyone could reject the Democrat party. After weeks of reflection, I began to wonder if it was because we burned down cities, mismanaged wars, mutilated children and allowed criminals to pour across our borders, but then I thought, Nah, it must be the fault of the voters. Sure, there was terrible inflation, higher crime and more global threats, but that was just in real life. On the news, everything was great! The problem was that instead of getting the facts from trusted sources like NBC and the New York Times, voters were swamped with misinformation from social media, and their wallets, and the sad, hungry faces of their children, and their own eyes. We have to work harder to keep that misinformation from spreading by repeatedly calling people racist until they’re intimidated into silence. We just haven’t done enough of that.”

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