Whenever November comes along, American political observers turn their minds to the upcoming elections because they can’t just sit in the corner sobbing all the time, it’s unseemly.
As things stand now, Democrats are fearful that their election chances may suffer somewhat from the fact that their policies have led to two major wars, surrendered our borders to Mexican cartels, and turned our salaries to dust that was blown away on the winds of inflation into a vast expanse of insubstantial nothingness that used to be our rent and groceries. As DNC Chairman Mao Tse Jihad told CNN anchorwoman Vladimir Jihad — no relation — “We’re concerned that our disastrous policies may have alienated some of our core voters, like dead people, unassigned social security numbers, and bicycle riders with bags filled with mail-in votes from former residents who moved away years ago and are now voting in other states. Without those constituencies we’re not sure we’ll be able to garner enough self-righteous white women who don’t know anything but feel good when they vote for us for no discernible reason.”
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