CNN — the most trusted name in complete dishonesty — has announced the rules for this month’s debate between Donald Trump and some guy with glazed eyes and a frozen smile on his face wandering aimlessly around the stage — namely, the President of the United States.
The debate will be moderated by two CNN stalwarts, Jake Tapper and Dana Bash. Tapper, of course, is the journalist who famously said, “It’s okay that Covid is dominating your life because it has dominated your life,” thus winning the Pulitzer Prize for puling fear mongering in the cause of disinformation. And Dana Bash is widely believed to have set a new standard in objectivity by sucking up to Nancy Pelosi so hard their faces merged into a single swampy flesh puddle of noxious lies so terrifying to look upon that horror movie fans are eagerly awaiting this summer’s sequel “Dana Bash Two: This Time, It’s a Debate.”
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