<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Comedian Chelsea Handler is once again proving that she doesn’t understand human development after she released another sad video praising her child-free lifestyle. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">The 51-year-old star bragged about not having to go to places like Build-a-Bear because she doesn’t have children, but commenters rightly pointed out that at her age, it’s more likely that any children Handler had would be well past that stage of life.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">“I just woke up and it’s one o’clock in the afternoon,” Handler says in the video she shared to Instagram. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">The “Chelsea Lately” host is seen wearing pajamas and a sleep mask. “I get to sleep to however late I feel like it because I don’t have any f***ing children,” she went on. “And because I don’t have kids, that means I don’t have to go anywhere today. I don’t have to go to Disneyland, Legoland, Color Me Mine, Build-a-Bear, Yogurtland, the zoo. I don’t have to go to any of those places, not once, not ever.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Kids… they’re not that great,” Handler concluded.</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">The skit received mixed reactions, especially from followers who don’t understand why Handler is so focused on children&#8217;s formative years. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Ma&#8217;am, your kids would be off at college ignoring your phone calls,” one reply </span><a href="https://x.com/madelineefry/status/2033316372151681500"><span style="font-weight: 400;">said</span></a><span style="font-weight: 400;">.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Now that my kid is a teenager and prefers the company of his peers, I look back on the days when I ‘had to’ go to those places as some of the most meaningful and sweetest times of my life. You will never know the greatest and purest love until you’ve loved your child,” another reply </span><a href="https://x.com/Kanchitakarola/status/2033254412635033603"><span style="font-weight: 400;">said</span></a><span style="font-weight: 400;">. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">“People who are untroubled about a life choice don&#8217;t have to post about how untroubled they are about it. They just move on,” a third commenter </span><a href="https://x.com/QuestionPDX/status/2033392956552736814"><span style="font-weight: 400;">pointed out</span></a><span style="font-weight: 400;">. “She&#8217;s spinning her wheels and making a rut for herself.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">This isn’t the first time Handler has tried to glorify her child-free life. The celeb made headlines in 2023 with her viral “Day In The Life Of A Childless Woman” <a href="https://www.dailywire.com/news/extremely-sad-chelsea-handlers-day-in-the-life-of-a-childless-woman-spoof-goes-viral">spoof video</a>.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">“I wake up at 6 AM. I remember that I have no kids to take to school, so I take an edible, masturbate, and go back to sleep,” the video begins.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Each segment of the video got more outlandish, with the comedian saying she gets up at 12:30 PM to “get ready for a busy day of doing whatever the f*** I feel like.” </span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">“I put on my most impractical and stylish shoes since I won’t be chasing a child around the grocery store,” Handler continued, adding how she enjoys a peaceful time during air travel because she has “no screaming kids.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Handler’s pretend day ends with her texting a random man, “Wanna f*ck tonight?” </span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Reactions at the time were the same, with commenters pointing out that the bit was sad and predictable, plus didn’t reflect the reality of women in their late 40s with older children anyway. </span></p>

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