Well, both Joe Biden and Donald Trump have clinched the nomination of their parties to run for re-election, which means historically this will be the longest general election in history between a pair of candidates too old for the job whom no one wants to see run again except those Republican voters who love Donald Trump and those Democrat voters who feel, well, at least Biden is not a goggle-eyed socialist lunatic like every other Democrat but only a senile semi-dead man being used like a ventriloquist’s dummy by a cabal of goggle-eyed socialist lunatics who hope they can destroy American freedom before anyone realizes they’re holding Biden upright by his shirtsleeves like in “Weekend at Bernie’s” although in this case Bernie is the goggle-eyed socialist holding Bernie up because Bernie is Joe … and Joe is Bernie.
With a Biden-Trump rematch bearing down on us like a locomotive and America tied to the tracks screaming “Help! Help!” in a high-pitched voice in the hope some Canadian Mountie will rescue her, which seems unlikely since the Canadians are now a bunch of Left-wing fascists, corporate media outlets are assigning their best journalists to cover the all-important beat of what Trump will do in their hysterical womanish imaginations if he’s re-elected.
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