Biden Says Masks Are Not Safe Enough So From Now On Journalists Will Have To Wear Gags [Satire]

Now that Joe Biden is refusing to tell whether he will pack the Supreme Court if he becomes president, journalists and other Democrat spokesmen have decided it will no longer call packing the Supreme Court “packing the Supreme Court” but will instead call constitutionally appointing justices to the Supreme Court “packing the Supreme Court” and will call packing the Supreme Court “depoliticizing the Supreme Court.”

And I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “Oh, Klavan, you incorrigible rapscallion, how on earth do you manage to dream up these outrageous satirical absurdities while still projecting that smoldering sexuality that leaves women weak with desire?”