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It was once said that there are no such things as bad dogs, only bad owners. That sentiment could help explain why President Joe Biden’s dogs can’t stop biting people.
On Tuesday, The New York Post reported that Biden’s dog “Commander” went on a chomping spree and bit seven people in the four-month period from September 2022 to January 2023. In one ghastly situation, Commander reportedly sent a Secret Service agent to the hospital. Commander, of course, was the dog that the Bidens brought in as the replacement dog for “Major,” who was also known for sinking his fangs into members of Biden’s staff.
The report, compiled with information from Judicial Watch, offers a damning glimpse into the sort of people that the Bidens are.
“These shocking records raise fundamental questions about President Biden and the Secret Service,” Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton said to The Post.
“This is a special sort of craziness and corruption where a president would allow his dog to repeatedly attack and bite Secret Service and White House personnel. And rather than protect its agents, the Secret Service tried to illegally hide documents about the abuse of its agents and officers by the Biden family,” he added.
According to records, one Secret Service agent commented, “What a joke … if it wasn’t their dog he would already have been put down – freaking clown needs a muzzle,” after his colleague was bitten on the arm and leg.
As for Biden being a bad owner, readers might remember that time in December 2020 when Biden admitted to trying to chase around and pull the tail of Major while in a bath towel. He made the confession because he hurt his foot in the process.
“What happened was I got out of the shower. I got a dog and anybody who’s been around my house knows — dropped, little pup dropped a ball in front of me. And for me to grab the ball,” Biden told CNN. “And I’m walking through this little alleyway to get to the bedroom. And I grabbed the ball like this and he ran. And I’m joking, running after him and grab his tail. And what happened was that he slid on a throw rug. And I tripped on the rug he slid on. That’s what happened. Oh man, not a very exciting story.”
It’s not a very exciting story, but it is a weird one. Come to think of it, it sounds more like abuse than anything else. Who pulls a dog’s tail?
Mike Davis of The Article Three Project aptly summarized the current state of Biden’s White House:
“1. 53-year-old loser son and foreign-corruption bagman is frequent overnight guest 2. But refuse to acknowledge 4-year-old granddaughter 3. Allow untrained dogs to repeatedly attack federal workers,” he tweeted.
“The Bidens are trash,” he said bluntly.
Joe and Jill Biden's White House:
1. 53-year-old loser son and foreign-corruption bagman is frequent overnight guest
2. But refuse to acknowledge 4-year-old granddaughter
3. Allow untrained dogs to repeatedly attack federal workers
The Bidens are trashhttps://t.co/xJ80wK3SHk
— 🇺🇸 Mike Davis 🇺🇸 (@mrddmia) July 25, 2023
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