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As Trump Drains The Swamp, Democrat Sea Creatures Emerge

Let’s take a look at Trump’s attempts to trim waste from government spending.

Andrew Klavan
As Trump Drains The Swamp, Democrat Sea Creatures Emerge
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You know, every now and again, I like to call “time out” on all the divisiveness and anger that threaten to tear apart the very fabric of our society by over-emphasizing the irreconcilable differences that sometimes spring up between American patriots… and Democrats. Sure, the patriots want to restore the founding principle of a federal government limited to those few powers enumerated in the Constitution, and the Democrats want to gut the very body of our Republic and then swarm over the hollow corpse of its former greatness to devour the shredded entrails of our freedom as if the Democrats were really just a bunch of maggots — even the straight ones — and God knows there aren’t that many of those. 

But really, when we stop and think about it, there must be many things that all right-thinking citizens have in common … with Democrats, who clearly want to see the flickering flame of liberty swallowed by the grotesquely globular mass of an ever-growing bureaucracy, which squats feeding like a monstrous leech on the stolen riches of hard-working bread-winners and creative superior minds in order to sustain its parasitic existence long enough to watch the ennobling inheritance of struggling centuries reduced to the feculent discharge of its insatiable hunger for power.

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