Anonymous Sources Confirm Anonymous Sources Saying Anonymous Sources Don’t Like Donald Trump [Satire]

Four separate anonymous sources have told The Atlantic magazine that Donald Trump killed a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Though some have protested that a story based entirely on anonymous sources is inherently not a work of journalism, The Atlantic says the four anonymous sources have been confirmed by three other anonymous sources although some of them may be the same sources. It’s hard to tell because they’re anonymous.