After You Take The Money, You’re Supposed To Keep Quiet

The following is the opening satirical monologue from “The Andrew Klavan Show.“

Every American, whether he’s a conservative or a buffoon, must surely agree that we would not want to break all historical precedent and possibly endanger our republic by indicting a former president of the United States unless his crime was truly egregious. But when an anonymous clerk in a man’s multi-billion dollar organization makes a vague bookkeeping entry in order to do something or other having to do with a crime no one can specifically name, it’s clearly time to act.