After Lou Dobbs of Fox News decided to malign presidential candidate Evan McMullin, who is threatening to win the state of Utah, by referring to him as a tool of the “Mormon Mafia,’ the hashtag #Mormon Mafia trended on Twitter, with hilarious results.
Here is what triggered the avalanche of responses:
Look Deeper, He’s nothing but a Globalist, Romney and Mormon Mafia Tool #MAGA #AmericaFirst #TrumpPence16 #TrumpTrain #Dobbs https://t.co/WfjYzck2jt
— Lou Dobbs (@LouDobbs) October 23, 2016
And here we go:
When the FBI knock at their door they flush all their coke in the toilet #MormonMafia pic.twitter.com/pOH51S0kB4
— Donald Dump (@realdonalddump) October 27, 2016
You’re gonna sleep with the fishes.
The only spare bedroom we have left has an aquarium in it. Hope that’s not a problem.#MormonMafia
— Eric Spencer (@JustEric) October 27, 2016
The #MormonMafia will sometimes leave the gun, but they will always leave you the cannoli.
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) October 27, 2016
A man who doesn’t spend time with his family can never be a real man. #MormonMafia
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) October 27, 2016
“I know you drank the coffee, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.” #MormonMafia
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) October 27, 2016
#MormonMafia The Sopranos pic.twitter.com/TtUaihBEvQ
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 27, 2016
Nice car you got there in the driveway.
Would be a shame if someone….
washed it and waxed for you…
If you get my meaning.— ¡El Sooopèrr! ن (@SooperMexican) October 27, 2016
The #mormonmafia will shoot you and then frame your friends
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.Into the perfect scrapbook
— Sarah (@sarahrstevenson) October 27, 2016
“I’m gonna make him a Jello salad he can’t refuse.” #MormonMafia
— Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) October 27, 2016
“Never take sides against the Tabernacle Choir again.”#MormonMafia
— Jay Caruso (@JayCaruso) October 27, 2016
#MormonMafia a group so secretive and exclusive, they send 60,000 missionaries out around the world to tell you all about it.
— Soy Juan Miller (@EveryTrumpFan) October 27, 2016
“We’re gonna send some people, we’re gonna send a couple of our people, and help clear the driveway.” #MormonMafia
— Bigly Shoe (@TheOneSoleShoe) October 27, 2016
“Gosh darn it, you messed with the wrong fellows this time, you nincompoop!” #MormonMafia
— Sunny (Mat) (@sunnyright) October 27, 2016
Two top consiglieri in the #MormonMafia. #utpol pic.twitter.com/eTXLfJqnol
— Ben Winslow (@BenWinslow) October 27, 2016
“Never take sides against the family in Scrabble again.” #MormonMafia
— Bigly Shoe (@TheOneSoleShoe) October 27, 2016