A Teeny-Tiny Terror Supporter And A Trans-Loving Tinkerfairy Are On The Ballot

A teeny-tiny terror-sympathizer and a trans-loving tinkerfairy walk into a bar…then the bar burns to the ground. 

That’s the whole joke. Except it’s not a joke. It’s a metaphor for what happens when you vote the red-green alliance into the Senate, the once-honored and respected deliberative chamber that writes the laws, receives the classified briefings, and decides the fate of every American.

With less than two weeks until some of the most consequential elections of my lifetime, it is worth understanding exactly whom the Democrats are ushering into those once-hallowed halls. These are candidates who intend, so help them Allah, to dismantle the country as we know it.

If you are considering a vote for Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed in Michigan, or James Talarico in Texas, or if you are simply sitting this one out because you prefer to believe their free-healthcare fairytales, or because you are irritated with the current administration, I would like to change your mind, if I may.

The angry, angry elf, whose fuse is shorter than his wingspan, has let the mask drop completely. Mr. Mohamed isn’t merely threatening people verbally, though the mini-man does plenty of that. He is also threatening to erase your right to bear arms.

What if we tweaked the Constitution, amended the Second Amendment, and instead of the right to bear arms, we change it to the right to have healthcare?

What if we didn’t? And Republicans showed up at the polls in numbers large enough to keep those little tweaking hands a river and a sea away from the sacred text?

A sacred text he would love to throw out entirely, in favor of the Sharia-compliant path.

When I die and stand before God and Go through everything i did in my life, i don’t want to say i did it the easy way instead of the sharia-compliant way.

A.K.A. the Sharia law way. The system in which government dictates how women dress, requires them to have a male guardian, and prohibits them from filing for divorce. The same Sharia the Muslim Brotherhood, the terror organization that spawned Hamas and al-Qaeda, has spent decades trying to impose, by the ballot box or by the bullet. Fabulous.

In 2012, the angry elf co-signed an Arabic-language statement supporting Egyptian President Mohamed Morsi’s power grab (Morsi being very closely aligned with the Brotherhood) and called on Morsi to “purge the media and police as quickly as possible.” The New York Times has also noted that connection, and El-Sayed has never fully denounced the organization. His campaign field organizer has indicated he accepts overseas donations, and Linda Sarsour, the far-left Islamic political activist, has implied that certain super PACs supporting him were pulling strings. “When I think about building power,” she said, “I think about brothers like Abdul El-Sayed.”

In college, he was a leading, cloth-dressed, pompously preachy member of the Muslim Students Association, an organization that its own internal documents link to the Muslim Brotherhood. That kind of bond doesn’t break.

Neither does the bond of a Sharia marriage. Angry elf served as the “wali,” the male legal guardian, for his radical half-sister, Eman Abdelhadi, during an Islamic marriage ceremony “conducted according to the Islamic Law.” Abdelhadi has described October 7 as the most beautiful day of her life, has spat on police, was raised in Egypt, and has made no secret of her contempt for America. She was placed on a terrorist watch list under President Barack Hussein Obama, a detail unlikely to surface at their joint campaign events this week. She has also stated that their shared mother was a member of the Muslim Brotherhood.

So the mother belonged to the Brotherhood and raised money for Osama bin Laden. The sister landed on a terror watch list. The father-in-law sits on the board of CAIR Michigan, the unindicted co-conspirator in the 2007–2008 Holy Land Foundation terrorism-financing trial, and has donated hundreds of thousands of dollars to the campaign.

Looks like that poison apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. 

This isn’t an attack on the way he prays. He may pray where he wishes and to whomever he likes. It is odd, however, that the mosque he attends has documented roughly 400 examples of violent and radical rhetoric in its prayers, including “O Allah, count them, kill them one by one, and leave none of them” and “O Allah, grant victory to our brothers in Gaza.” Are you feeling the love and peace?

It is also odd that he has treated his faith as a campaign prop, now claiming his name means “servant,” after repeatedly telling reporters eight years ago that he was named after Paula Abdul, and after filming ads about his Islamic faith inside Christian churches that also featured Jewish menorahs. Are you proud of your faith, angry elf, or of the Judeo-Christian one?

I’m sure it was pure coincidence that the ad about his faith managed to omit both a mosque and a Quran.

Again, the problem isn’t which god he prays to. People like his opponent Mike Rogers and his family fought in wars so that men like El-Sayed could pray to a garden hose if they so please. The problem is the ideology he subscribes to and wants to implement. It has failed everywhere it has been tried. Sharia is incompatible with the United States Constitution. It has been banned in at least five Muslim-majority countries and six others, precisely because it produces tyranny, not liberty.

Angry elf wants to abolish ICE and return to pre-9/11 national-security measures, when he claims we were “a lot more safe and secure.” He wants a clear path to citizenship for illegal immigrants. He demands the lifting of sanctions on the Syrian regime. He barks that we end all funding to our sole democratic ally in the Middle East. He calls himself a physician despite holding approximately zero medical licenses. He spent post-grad exploring whether Arab mothers who engage in interethnic mating have worse birth outcomes than those who mate with Arab men. He believes football is toxic. He wants to raise your taxes to deliver the familiar false promise of free healthcare. He wants to abolish the police, weaken the country, and leave it primed for invasion.

The problem is him. Not his faith. Not his race. Him. And the green side of the alliance he brings to the chopping block.

His counterpart, James Talarico, brings the red.

A communist in Texas, disguising himself as a Christian pastor. Tinkerbell Talafrico will be a perfect, reliable, and automatic vote for Chuck Schumer: reopening the borders, stripping Texans of their Second Amendment rights, dismantling the Texas oil industry, directing taxpayer funds toward abortion through birth and transgender surgeries for minors, all while pretend-preaching the Gospels. He’s also weirdly preoccupied with children and their genitalia.

Some of his greatest hits: “God is non-binary.” “Many more than two biological sexes. In fact, there are six.” “If you deny your child’s gender identity… it’s abusive for sure.” “There’s only one person who can determine a child’s gender identity, and that’s the child.” “I love trans children.” And of course, the claim that opposition to “gender-affirming health care” for minors stems from “Christofascism.”

Indubitably, freako!

This is what Texans need. A man who wants to transition your kids and who can name his favorite drag queen in three milliseconds flat. And they say masculine men don’t exist…

His radicalism is not confined to other people’s children. It extends to his own identity. “Prophetic voices like Jesus have helped me reckon with my own whiteness.” Jesus and I have a slightly different relationship.

Besides believing that “white skin gives him and every white American immunity from the [racism] virus,” Tinkerfreako also wants to tear down the police, ICE, so-called assault weapons, and the Supreme Court.

Priming. For. Invasion. 

Texas, I promise you that nothing Ken Paxton could ever do should deter you from voting to keep this lunatic out of one of the highest positions in a state that still prides itself on being normal and no-nonsense.

The radical commie-lover who disappeared for nine days earlier this month, presumably to receive treatment for his racism virus, and who campaigns with CAIR leaders in Texas, would be the watermelon red to El-Sayed’s Islamist green rind. It’s a combination that has destroyed civilizations for decades. We cannot let it shred the fabric of these halls, built from the ground up by Bible-believing federalists who understood that ordered liberty, individual rights, and limited government were the only reliable bulwarks against both theocratic rule and collectivist tyranny.

Two men who, hilariously, are in fact backed by billionaires.

Most Americans do not care about the midterms, but they may start once they realize that a short-fused Sharia enthusiast and a trans-loving tinkerfairy are poised to wield a country-changing amount of power if both reach the Senate.