Guess which gentlemanly figure graced the Oscars Sunday night to lecture the American public that men’s penchant for sexual assault against women should be curbed?
Yup, the eighth dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs showed up.
That’s correct: Vice President Joe “Gropey” Biden had the effrontery to proclaim his own personal opposition to sexual assault against women.
Despite significant progress over the last few years, too many women and men on and off college campuses are still victims of sexual abuse. And tonight I am asking you to join millions of Americans including me, President Obama, thousands of students I’ve met on college campuses and the artists here tonight, to take the pledge — a pledge that says ‘ will intervene in situations when consent has not or cannot be given. Let’s change the culture. We must and we can change the culture, so that no abused woman or man, like the survivors you will see tonight, ever feel they have to ask themselves: ‘What did I do?’ They did nothing wrong.
Hmmm, check out the pictures from various websites of ol' Gropey himself. It isn’t Bashful, for sure. And it’s not Doc, or Grumpy, or Sneezy, or Sleepy. You might think from the look on the face it could be Happy or Dopey, but you’d be wrong.
It’s Gropey in all the pictures.