On Saturday, comedian Chelsea Handler spoke to Variety about her apparent lead role in the Women's March at the Sundance Film Festival, where she was surrounded by affluent women and celebrities protesting the hours-old President of the United States because...something?
The classy comedian made sure to trash First Lady Melania Trump, making fun of her English, land vulgar comments about President Trump's genitals, which she says are the size of a "grape," and trash middle America for their "shameful" vote for President Trump over "the most qualified candidate in history," by which she apparently meant failure former-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.
In between jabs at the other side of the aisle, namely Trump, his wife, Trump backers and those crazy "religious" folk, Handler ironically called for unity and for all to reject "divisiveness."
Clearly, she's off to a great start.
When asked if Handler would ever host President Trump on her Netflix show, the comedian quickly responded, "No.”
Asked about having First Lady and immigrant Melania on her show, Handler had a bit more to say: "No. Melania? To talk about what? She can barely speak English."
Leftists love immigrants, ya know.
"What do you think of Melania as First Lady?" the Variety reporter asked the avid Hillary supporter.
"Exactly what I think about him as the First Man: Nothing. I don’t respect either one of those people," she replied.
"Divisiveness is not the answer," the comedian would later jabber on, before calling the election of Trump "shameful."
"And I think to get that message, we have to reach across party lines, forget your party. I’m registering as an Independent. I’m not gonna be a Democrat anymore because it’s too divisive. This isn’t working, this two-party system," she added.
"If [Trump] were here right now, what would you say to him?" asked the reporter.
"F**k off! F**k off!" Handler eloquently responded.
"I mean, gross," she said. "He is the grossest. Physically, emotionally, mentally. Those statues they made of him were accurate. I bet you that is what he looks like naked, with a little grape in between his legs."
The Netflix star also posited that "racism" and the possibility of a defunded Planned Parenthood were her top concerns with a Trump presidency.
"No one has any right to tell us what to do with out bodies," said Handler, apparently conflating funneling taxpayer dollars to Planned Parenthood with women's rights. "That is not okay. Get off of your religious bullshit, ya know, soapbox! I am my own person; no man gets to tell me what to do with my body...This is America."
Handler previously bragged aborting two of her children at Planned Parenthood, for which she said she should be "applauded."
"It's so shameful, what's transpired," said Handler of the election results. "We have the most qualified candidate in history against the least qualified candidate in history."
"This is now war," concluded the anti-"divisiveness" celebrity.