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UT Austin Students To Replace Handheld Guns With Sex Toys

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Students at the University of Texas (UT), Austin will protest a new Texas law that allows licensed gun holders to carry concealed handguns throughout university campuses starting August 1, 2016. The students complain that the state unfairly restricts them from bringing exposed male genitals and sex toys to class while licensed weapons would now be allowed.

Their method of protest?

“Starting on the first day of Long Session classes on August 24, 2016, we are strapping gigantic swinging dildos to our backpacks in protest of campus carry,” the students’ Facebook event reads. “ANYBODY can participate in solidarity: alum, non-UT students, people outside of Texas. Come one dildo, come all dildos.”

“You’re carrying a gun to class? Yeah well I’m carrying a HUGE DILDO.”

Just about as effective at protecting us from sociopathic shooters, but much safer for recreational play.

Brilliant for scaring off the bad guys… Why didn’t Obama think of this for the military?!

The event was created the same day a student was killed and another was wounded in a shooting at Texas Southern University, and followed other deadly shootings on nearby campuses.

Jessica Jin, the organizer of the event and a UT alumna, complained that some forms of “free sexual expression” were being restricted as “obscene,” while guns would be allowed. The Facebook page states, “The State of Texas has decided that it is not at all obnoxious to allow deadly concealed weapons in classrooms, however it DOES have strict rules about free sexual expression, to protect your innocence. You would receive a citation for taking a DILDO to class before you would get in trouble for taking a gun to class. Heaven forbid the penis.”

The event signs off with the hashtag #CocksNotGlocks and offers to find a “dildo supplier sponsorship” for students who cannot afford to protect themselves on campus using sex toys.

In an interview with the Houston Chronicle, Jin said that she chose to link dildos with guns because of the numerous similarities between the two objects.

“They each have the power to instantly masculate or emasculate at a moment’s notice,” she said. “Some shootings in this past year can even be traced straight back to sexual repression. Dildos and guns are in it together for the long haul.”

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