‘The Odyssey’ Was Even Worse Than I Expected. Here’s Everything Wrong With It.

Now that Christopher Nolan’s “The Odyssey” has been released to near-unanimous critical acclaim and significant box office success, we’ve been told that all of the criticisms made against the film prior to its release — mostly by conservatives — have been proven baseless, even embarrassing. 

Those who raised concerns about the movie should now hang their heads in shame and crawl before Christopher Nolan on hands and knees, begging for forgiveness, and offering gifts of supplication like an ancient Greek standing before the shrine of Apollo.