In the wake of Carrie Fisher’s untimely death last December at age 60, the Terrible Left immediately went to work. Feasting off Fisher’s corpse before it could even cool, her body was immediately sharpened into a prison shiv for Social Justice Warriors, and no one was safe, not Cinnabon, not even poor Steve Martin. Weapon in hand, we were bullied and harassed into paying tribute to Carrie Fisher in only the “correct” ways.
There would be no mentioning of Fisher’s otherworldly beauty. Any word of that fantastic gold bikini was a capital offense. Only crypto-Nazis would dare refer to her as a princess. She was a general, you sexist, degenerate freaks.
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