Roger Goodell Wants To Include Colin Kaepernick In His Plans To Transform The NFL Into A Distant Memory [Satire]
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Roger Goodell Wants To Include Colin Kaepernick In His Plans To Transform The NFL Into A Distant Memory [Satire]

Andrew Klavan

The following is satirical. 

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is encouraging football teams to sign up third-rate quarterback Colin Kaepernick so he can sneer at America while simultaneously collecting millions and driving his team to ignominious defeat because he’s a third-rate quarterback.

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