The following is satirical.
Madonna says Jesus Christ would approve of abortion. No, not the real Madonna. Yes, the real Jesus Christ. And no, I’m not making this up. The superannuated pop star who named herself after the mother of God says the son of the real mother of God would approve of destroying a real human life in the body of a real human mother and explained she had come to this conclusion after a very long, hard period of having no idea what the hell she’s talking about and being an idiot.

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