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‘Pooperintendent’ Flushed With Cash After Public Defecation

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A New Jersey public schools superintendent was given a generous heap of cash after leaving heaps of his own on school grounds.

Thomas Tramaglini, 42, who has a salary of $147,504 a year, will be paid over $100,000 after his suspension in May for his full salary, two months of severance pay, and $23,827 in unused vacation days, NJ.com reports.

On May 1, Tramaglini was charged with defecating in public at the Holmdel High School football field and track after weeks of school staff discovering feces on the unusual suspect’s dumping ground. After security cameras were installed, it was revealed that the superintendent, Thomas Tramaglini, was the “serial pooper.”

The lewd pooper didn’t walk away with just toilet paper stuck to his shoe, he was suspended with pay. But now, not satisfied on his gold-plated porcelain throne, Tramaglini also decided to sue the local police department for one million dollars for causing emotional distress and harming his reputation by taking a mugshot of him and making it public.

“It’s like getting photographed and fingerprinted for a speeding ticket,” his attorney Matthew Adams told NJ Advance Media.

The pooperintendent’s motive is still unknown.

It seems like the only thing that went down the toilet this time was Tramaglani’s career. You know what they say, if it smells like crap . . . it’s probably your superintendent.

Credit: Puns by Bailey Lynn

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