NY Times To Investigate Why Latest Anti-Trump Bombshell From Acme Bombshell Co. Blew Up In Their Faces [Satire]

The New York Times, a former newspaper, has begun an investigation into why its latest anti-Trump bombshell exploded in-house, blowing several editors sky-high, after which they plummeted downward with a strangely hilarious whistling sound, passed eye-level with ridiculously blackened faces set in expressions of comical dismay, and then smashed into the ground at high speed where they were transformed into flat circular editor bodies waddling around on absurdly stumpy legs.

In a statement released by Times bombshell coordinator Wile E. Coyote, the newspaper said, “We can’t understand it. We ordered the bombshell directly from the Acme Anti-Trump Bombshell Company with whom we’ve been doing business for a long time.”