New Yorkers Take The Bait

“You did it! You really finally did it, you maniacs! You blew it up, damn you!”

The Statue of Liberty is half-buried in the sand now, and Charlton Heston is yelling at it because of what New York City just decided to do.

By an overwhelming margin, New Yorkers handed over the financial center of planet Earth to a Marxist pro-jihadist named Zohran Mamdani, who has never held a real job.

It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. We’ll see how it works out for them.

Mamdani is not hiding the ball. He intends to implement major changes in America’s financial center, the financial center of planet Earth. He intends to make a new system that is going to destroy capitalism. 

Will he be able to accomplish that? There are some checks on him. 

Many of the promises he has made are like a third-grader running for school president who promises: “Free ice cream for everybody and no homework” was basically his campaign. If he said “affordability” over and over and over and then threw out a bunch of random things that he would never be able to do, he would be elected mayor.

It worked.

We now live in a political era characterized — on both sides — by people accurately diagnosing problems and then not proposing any real solutions while saying, “If you give me ultimate power, I will solve it for you.”

It never works.

Democrats are resistant to the idea that Mamdani is the future of the party. Hakeem Jeffries suggested that he was not the face of the party. But I’m old enough to remember when Democrats said AOC, Ilhan Omar, and Rashida Tlaib were not the face of the party.

And now they are.

It will be interesting to see how the Democratic Party treats him. Do they treat him as an outsider? Do they say that he’s “sort of quirky,” the way they treated Bill de Blasio, or do they embrace him and try to draft off of the energy that he obviously captured in the middle of this campaign?

One of the lies that is constantly told about socialist candidates like Mamdani is that they are the people who get blue-collar voters, that they excite blue-collar voters. But America and Europe are different; historically speaking, European blue-collar workers tend toward socialism, but that does not happen in America. In America, blue-collar workers have always been fond of capitalism because it is what provides their jobs. Even in the early union days of the United States, the unions were quite actively anti-communist in the United States in a way that they simply were not in Europe. That remains true today.

What drove Mamdani to victory were immigrants, extreme leftists, and college-educated young women. Some of the latter is because Mamdani, with the smarmy grin and the inability to bench-press 135 pounds, seems particularly non-threatening, as opposed to Andrew Cuomo, who was ousted from office over his inability to keep his hands off the asses of women.

If this is the future of the Democratic Party, go for it, guys. It’s playing with fire. New York City is playing with fire. Mamdani’s policy proposals are trash. If he implements any of them, the city is in serious trouble.

There are systemic checks and balances that prevent Mamdani from single-handedly destroying the city. If he wants to raise taxes, he has to go to the state level. And the state legislature is very unlikely to want to increase taxes again. He says that he wants to make all the buses free, and he’s going to pay for it. How’s he going to do any of this stuff?

He won’t be able to get any of that stuff done, and then he will rail against the system.

Mamdani will make the business climate disastrous. Crime will go up. His proposals are foolish in the extreme.

Typically when you win, you tend to quote the founding ideals of the country. Mamdani did not. His entire victory speech was about how America historically is trash and how all of the fundamental principles of America are trash, and how he’s here to change things on a radical, fundamental level.

He quoted Eugene Debs, a socialist candidate from the 1910s and Nehru, the socialist leader of the non-aligned India in the post-partition era. There was no Washington; there was no Jefferson; there was no Lincoln. He said there’s a mandate for a new kind of politics, a mandate for a city we can “afford.”

All of these plans are trash.

He says that there’s a “mandate for change.” There’s always a mandate for change. That’s what elections are.

I’m very much looking forward to never having to pay for a hotel again in New York. I’m just gonna ride the buses around. I’ll just get on and ride them for free. Why the hell not? As long as I don’t get stabbed in the face, which may very well happen in a city of New York governed by Zohran Mamdani, who thinks that the police are inhibitors of human freedom.

H.L. Mencken, the famous columnist from the early 20th century, once said that democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.

I hope you enjoy what you wrought, New Yorkers.

And I’m glad that I have some Florida real estate that is available at a fetching price.