New York Times Wins Pulitzer For Lying Buffoonery [Satire]

The following is satirical.

The New York Times, a former newspaper, has set a new record for the most shameless distortion of the truth ever packed into a single journalistic sentence. In commemorating the attack on the United States on 9/11, the Times tweeted out a sentence from their news story saying, “18 Years have passed since airplanes took aim and brought down the World Trade Center.”