After an in-depth five-year investigation with nothing to go on but a laptop full of evidence of widespread Biden family corruption that included payoffs to the president of the United States, the Department of Justice has finally managed to force the president’s son and bag man Hunter Biden to plead guilty to a misdemeanor in return for no jail time, and a period of community service in the influence peddling industry.
Attorney General Merrick “Scarface” Garland said the deal should finally lay to rest charges that he was meting out justice unfairly when his DOJ recently charged Donald Trump with espionage, a charge that carries a penalty of execution by firing squad in the event Trump is found guilty by an army officer above the rank of Second Lieutenant or Rachel Maddow. That charge came after investigators caught Trump on video, watching a rerun of “From Russia with Love” in a suspicious manner, and also received damning testimony from a witness described as being a friend of Bill Kristol — which I guess would have to be Bill Kristol.
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