Lumber 84’s Super Bowl Ad Is Nonsense. Here’s How Immigration Really Works.

Which anti-conservative slur is the most dishonest? It’s liberals, not conservatives, who have destroyed black America by destroying the black family. It’s liberals, not conservatives, who pay women less on their presidential campaigns. And it’s liberals, not conservatives, who really hate American immigration when it also means integration.

With the construction of the southern border wall, and the travel suspension for countries with close terrorism ties, conservatives are once again being painted as anti-immigrant. Thankfully, the compassionate liberals that work in ad agencies were here to instruct us on our backward ways with a series of Super Bowl ads designed to elevate us to their moral level. They will never really stop thinking of us as bigots, because if your entire party identity is a one-trick pony, then you had better know how to do the trick. But it’s the thought that counts.