Joe Biden Takes Full Responsibility For Blaming Donald Trump

The following is the opening satirical monologue from “The Andrew Klavan Show.“

The Biden Administration has issued its final report on Biden’s disastrous surrender in Afghanistan, and the report says the Biden decisions that led to the Biden plan that created the Biden catastrophe are the fault of Donald Trump. To show the administration was taking full responsibility for the Biden disaster caused by Trump, the report was thrown out of a speeding car in a brown paper bag on the Friday night before Easter weekend while Joe Biden snuck out of the White House then jumped on a helicopter to Camp David. Fortunately, Defense Department spokesman John Kirby was left behind to take reporters’ questions — although Kirby only became available after chasing Biden’s helicopter for half an hour, shouting, “Come back, please don’t leave me behind to take reporters’ questions.”