Joe Biden Gives First Press Conference Since Hector Was A Pup [Satire]

The following is satirical.

Joe Biden has given his first press conference since Hector was a pup. The former sentient human being stood bravely before a mob of aggressive reporters who hammered him with such probing questions as, “Do you like puppies?” “How great a Vice President were you?” “Isn’t Donald Trump just so evil?” and “Do you like puppies more than kittens or is it impossible to say since they’re both so very cute and cuddly?”