Insufferable Millennial card game manufacturer Cards Against Humanity has vowed to prevent President Trump from enforcing U.S. immigration law, and it wants your money to do it. The company announced Tuesday that it had purchased a plot of vacant land on America’s southern border and retained a law firm specializing in eminent domain. All profits from Cards Against Humanity’s $15 holiday promotion will fund the company’s quixotic quest to subvert national security and democratic governance by impeding Trump’s long-promised border wall. (Spoiler alert: eminent domain means their plan won’t work.)
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