Opinion

Candace Owens: Black White Nationalist [Satire]

Andrew Klavan

The following is satirical.

Democrats have been in a panic hunting for White Nationalists and they’ve finally found their insidious leader—Candace Owens. Yes, cleverly disguised as a black woman who, behind the mask, is, okay, actually a black woman, the lovely and outspoken and lovely and did I mention highly attractive Owens crashed a recent congressional committee hearing on the flimsy pretext of having been invited and turned the very serious inquiry into a farce or vice versa by listing the ways in which Democrat policies have hurt black people more than all seventeen White Nationalists put together.

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