Biden Demonstrates He’s A Vegetable

The president of the United States is a yam or a squash or some other sort of vegetable because he is no longer sentient.

I say this after some consideration and after reading a very long interview that he did with Time Magazine. He’s on the cover of Time — which is basically a defunct magazine at this point — gazing out stonily, standing over the Resolute desk staring into the camera in black and white, with a headline reading, “If He Wins.”