After Oscars, Workers Unite To Storm Obama’s Mansion [Satire]

The following is satirical.

The ramifications of last Sunday’s Oscar telecast are still being felt from the corner of Hollywood and Vine to the other corner of Hollywood and Vine just across the street. After all, when actors are given little statuettes for pretending to be other people, all of America stops, eager to hear what they have to say or possibly we’ve just dozed off.