5 Things You Need To Know About #CruzSexScandal

So, #CruzSexScandal is trending on Twitter.

This, of course, has the Trump Twitter Luftwaffen giddy beyond belief. They’re firmly convinced that the National Enquirer’s anonymously sourced story alleging that Cruz has had extramarital affairs with at least five women must be true. After all, wasn’t the National Enquirer right about Senator John Edwards (D-NC) and Tiger Woods? Well, sure, but then again, they’ve also alleged that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton would be dead in six months (that was in early October, so clock’s a-tickin’) and that Barack Obama had at least 12 mistresses.