Kanye West is a turd.
That should be the end of this story but just for the sake of curiosity, if you want to know what a turd sounds like, here it is.
Page Six reports that while West was gearing up to perform on Saturday Night Live last week, he had a full-on meltdown and part of the audio was caught on tape. The problem apparently came when he noticed that part of his stage had been moved without his permission. That was the straw that broke this fragile camel's back.
Click below for the insane audio. (warning: some strong language)...
On the tape, Kanye, or "Ye" as he refers to himself, just can't believe that people don't appreciate his vast talent, power, and influence.
“Are they f—–g crazy? Bro, by 50 percent [I am more influential than] Stanley Kubrick, Picasso, Apostle Paul, f—–g Picasso and Escobar. By 50 percent more influential than any other human being. Don’t f–k with me. Don’t f–k with me. Don’t f–k with me. By 50 percent dead or alive, by 50 percent for the next 1,000 years. Stanley Kubrick, ‘Ye.”
According to Page Six, the rapper and third husband of Kim Kardashian, went on a full tirade just before the airing of the show.
“It was like he was having an emotional breakdown. He was calling the crew ‘white motherf—–s’ and then said he was going to walk out. The only thing that stopped him from actually leaving right then was that nobody had access to the freight elevator. If he’d walked out on the live show, it would have been a disaster. And the whole meltdown was just because of the floor. ” (Kanye cannot be heard calling the crew “white motherf—–s” on the audio clip.)
Earlier in the week, West released a song with a line about Taylor Swift, claiming he “made the bitch famous," referring to his horrendous interrupting of her acceptance speech at the 2009 VMA's.
Swift hit back at the Grammys by saying, “There are going to be people along the way who will try to undercut your success or take credit for your accomplishments or your fame … But if you just focus on the work and you don’t let those people sidetrack you … you will know that it was you and the people who love you who put you there.”
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