Now that traitor Chelsea Manning has announced his candidacy for the United States Senate in Maryland (an announcement that changed the course of human history on Monday), super-American patriot Linda Sarsour has offered her endorsement, stunning those who regarded Sarsour as the iconic version of American patriotism.
Manning spent seven years in jail for his 35-year sentence for espionage and theft of classified documents, including battlefield videos and diplomatic cables from classified computer accounts. Manning decided to announce he was transgender during his trial; Barack Obama commuted Manning’s remaining sentence just before Obama left office.
Here are some of Manning’s truly American sentiments:
On January 9, Law Enforcement Appreciation Day:
Five days later, a tribute to socialism:
Sarsour has demonstrated some American sentiments of her own: appearing onstage with Rev. Jeremiah Wright (who once infamously cried, "God damn America") at Louis Farrakhan's #JusticeOrElse rally in 2015; perpetuating a bizarre conspiracy theory that the underwear bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab was working with the CIA; asserting she was “hurt" by the way Saddam Hussein looked so disheveled on international television after being caught by American forces; and advocating for Sharia law.