What a joyous day this is! What a glorious time to be alive! After years and years of the Left and their national media using the fascism of political correctness as a weapon to ban words, to silence us, to kill honest debate through speech policing, in just 24 hours, thanks to Stephen Colbert no less, there has been a complete turnaround.
In a world where you are no longer even allowed to call something that is lame "gay," we now have the MSM's authorization to declare someone's mouth a "c**k holster."
I don't know about y'all, but I think that's awesome.
Better still, although I have been around in my time, although I have seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion and watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate, this whole "c**k holster" thing is completely new to me. Granted it is a little clumsy to use in everyday speech, a little forced, a little desperate, something that sounds like you've been saving up, nevertheless…
Now that Colbert has been allowed to say such a thing, and say it about the President of the United States, I plan on whipping it out (no pun intended) on an hourly basis -- especially against the very same national media that has deemed it appropriate for use.
This is a gift, my friends.
Yeppers, sometimes the media's hypocrisy works in our favor.
Listen, you do not need me to tell you that if on his Fox News comedy show "Red Eye," Greg Gutfeld had used this term to describe Barack Obama, that his life and career would have been annihilated within a single moment. You do not need me to tell you that CNN, MSNBC, The New York Times, The Washington Post and all the rest would have lost their ever-loving minds until Gutfeld was dust. And you do not need me to tell you that these very same objective media outlets are giving Precious Colbert a total pass.
What also goes without saying is that Colbert is only getting away with this because, within our corrupt mainstream media, he is among the protected class, someone in possession of what our media considers CorrectThink, someone who is useful to the Democrats and therefore the media's cause, someone whose hatred of President Trump speaks for our media on a nightly basis. This means Colbert can do no wrong, can do whatever he wants, can hurl homophobic vitriol at a sitting president with absolutely no fear from the media of repercussions or career damage.
Yes, the media's belligerent double standard sucks. Yes, it is eternally galling for an institution that declares itself unbiased to be so openly hypocritical. But this is why We Who Are Hated By The Media must…
Turn those lemons into lemonade!
The lemonade in this case, obviously, is the liberating news that we can now point to any member of the media we wish to … and declare their mouth a "c**k holster."
And they cannot complain.
After all, we have their permission.
P.S. The media's symbolic tut-tutting doesn't count, because that all comes with a *wink-wink*nod-nod*. If our media truly felt this kind of language used against a sitting president was inappropriate and homophobic, if they were truly interested in enforcing norms, if they were truly objective, the Kill Colbert narrative would be 24/7 right now.
So no, a tsk-tsk does not count.
The media is allowing Colbert to get away this. So…
Cry c**k holster and let slip the dogs of war!