Today on the Bestselling Children’s Author Show, Chicago public schools are excited to announce that every bathroom in the district, in every school, will now be gender neutral. How could they instate a policy like this right on the heels of the Loudoun County scandal where a girl was raped in a bathroom by a boy in a dress? We’ll talk about that today. Also the White House unveils its new “five point plan” for defeating COVID. Will this work better than the plan before this, or the one before that? And Whoopi Goldberg engages in shocking transphobia while attacking pro-lifers. The New York Times argues that abortion is good because adoption is bad. And Trevor Noah takes the vaccine red pill. An unexpected turn of events. 

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Ep. 850 - Chicago Public Schools Cordially Invite Boys Into Girls Bathrooms

Today on the Matt Walsh Show, Canada has just effectively criminalized biblical sexual morality and biological science. They call it a ban on “conversion therapy.” We have laws like this in the United States too. But they are not what they first appear. We’ll discuss today. Also, a jihadist took hostages at a synagogue in Texas but the FBI, Biden, and the media are pretending to be puzzled about his motives. And if Glenn Youngkin’s first day as governor of my home state of Virginia is any indication, he is going to have a brilliant tenure. And what is an “after school Satan club”? We’ll find out. All of that and more today on the Matt Walsh Show.

 Ep. 874 - Canada Officially Criminalizes Biology

Today on the Matt Walsh Show, the Daily Wire achieves a resounding victory at the Supreme Court, as Biden’s illegal and insane vaccine mandate is blocked and effectively killed. Also, in more good news, college enrollment rates continue to decline across the country. And the top prosecutor in Baltimore is facing a slew of felony charges related to fraud and perjury. Meanwhile, a convicted arson that she set free from prison is speaking out to the media. He is opposed to his own release, yet he was released anyway. Plus, a study claims to find that people are more attractive when they cover their faces with masks. And in our daily cancellation, the Left is upset about my anti-universal voting rights stance. For a change of pace, they’re calling me racist. 

Ep. 873 - The Vaccine Mandate Goes Down In Flames, Hallelujah 

Today on the Matt Walsh Show, more information has come out about what could quite possibly be the biggest scandal in history. And yet it is treated as a minor sideshow at best. Also, Kamala Harris thoroughly embarrasses herself on camera. We’re used to that by now, but this one is pretty bad even by her standards. And an Australian politician puts out what is accidentally the most racist video you will ever see. It also happens to be hilarious. And a doctor brags publicly about refusing to take her injured son to the doctor for fear of COVID. Finally in our Daily Cancellation I will go toe to toe with every anti-Johnny The Walrus video on YouTube.

Ep. 872 - The Worst Scandal In History That No One Is Talking About

Today on the Matt Walsh Show, Harris and Biden have gone off to slay the fictional dragon of voter suppression. Meanwhile, as they argue that it’s racist to require an ID to vote, more and more Democrat-run cities are requiring IDs to do literally everything else. Also, Ted Cruz questions the FBI about its role in the January 6th riots. Their answer, I would argue, confirms our worst suspicions. And Alec Baldwin continues to make himself the victim of the fact that he shot and killed a woman. His case becomes even more outrageous when you compare it to another recent accidental shooting. Plus, USA Today runs a piece arguing that we must destigmatize pedophilia. 

Ep. 871 -There Is No Attack On Voting Rights, Unfortunately

Today on the Matt Walsh Show, is our society experiencing an epidemic of mass psychosis? The regime fact checkers say no, but we’ll look at the evidence. Also, police officers in California pull a man from a crashed plane minutes before it’s hit by a train. It sounds like something out of an action movie but it happened in real life. And for months we were told that it’s dangerous misinformation to claim that the vaccine interferes with a woman’s menstrual cycle. But yet again, what was once misinformation has been vindicated by the evidence. Plus, Navy bootcamp will now include anti-racism training. And in our daily cancellation, we’ll cancel the LA Times columnist who argued that it is our humanitarian duty to mock unvaccinated people when they die of COVID. 

Ep. 870 - Mass Formation Psychosis Is Real And We're All Living Through It

Today on the Matt Walsh Show, the leading LGBT children’s author in the world was suspended from Twitter over the weekend. It was an appalling act of homophobia. But there is something even deeper and more important going on, which we’ll talk about today. Also, the CDC has finally started admitting to some basic truths about the covid virus. Just in time for the midterm elections, but that is a coincidence I’m sure. And a teacher stuffs her son in the trunk of her car so that he doesn’t give her covid. Plus, Navy bootcamp goes woke. And we must cancel a prominent doctor who posted a dramatic 25 tweet thread about his son’s battle with a mild cold. All of that and more today on the Matt Walsh Show. 

Ep. 869 - Twitter Suspends The World’s Leading LGBT Children’s Author

Today on the Matt Walsh Carcast, yesterday’s January 6th festivities were as insufferable as expected. We’ll take a look at some of the lowlights. Also, we'll compare January 6th to the BLM riots of 2020 to see if we can determine which was worse. It’s not hard to determine because the competition isn’t close. Also, Nancy Pelosi told one of the most egregious lies we’ve heard from a politician in quite some time, which is saying something. And Russia has a plan to ship pedophiles off to penal colonies in the Arctic. Plus, Morgan Wallen survived his cancellation and went on to have the number one best selling album of the year. So why am I canceling him anyway today? We’ll talk about all of that and much more on the Matt Walsh Show. 

Ep. 868 - The BLM Riots Were A Million Times Worse Than January 6th

Today on the Matt Walsh Show, throwback edition, the hottest new trend on social media is multiple personality disorder. Lots of people, especially kids, are pretending that they suffer from this debilitating mental illness. How did this trend come about and why? We’ll talk about that today. And Aaron Rodgers has clearly earned the MVP award this year in the NFL but some sports writers say he shouldn’t be eligible because he isn’t vaccinated. Plus, Pope Francis condemns couples who have pets instead of kids, proving that even a broken pope is right every once in a while. And women at the University of Pennsylvania consider boycotting in protest of the dude who was allowed on their team. They consider it. Just consider it. Finally in our Daily Cancellation, I will once and for all finally cancel superhero movies. All of them. We’ll talk about all of that and more today on the Matt Walsh show. 


Ep. 867 - Why Multiple Personality Syndrome Is The Hottest New Fad

Today on the Matt Walsh Show, as violent crime surges to record levels across the country, the new DA of Manhattan has decided to pour gasoline on the flames. He announced this week that he will not prosecute armed robbery, among a slew of other serious crimes. Why are these people doing this? Are they trying to destroy their cities? And if so, why? We’ll talk about that today. Also, Joe Biden addresses the nation about omnicorn and lies repeatedly. And we are only one day away from the sacred anniversary of January 6th. How will you commemorate the special occasion? Plus, a prominent trans YouTuber apparently does not approve of my best selling LGBT children’s book Johnny the Walrus, and recorded a lengthy video explaining why.

Ep. 866 -  Armed Robbery Is Now A Misdemeanor In New York 

Today on the Matt Walsh Show, in one of the most pathetic and cowardly displays we’ve seen in a long time, a comedian issues a lengthy written apology for taking a picture with Dave Chappelle. What can we learn from this sad spectacle, if anything? And is it time to stop our obsession with taking COVID tests? The Florida surgeon general thinks so. Plus, a school district in Virginia stops grading homework assignments in the name of racial equity. And an NFL player storms off the field in the middle of a game, but is he really a victim in the middle of a mental health crisis? Is anyone responsible for their actions anymore or is every bad thing just the result of poor mental health? 

Ep. 865 - An Early Candidate For Biggest Coward Of 2022

Today on the Matt Walsh Show, lots of COVID “misinformation” has suddenly become “information” because Fauci and the media are saying it. We’ll talk about that miraculous transformation today. And I’ll tell you all about my own harrowing encounter with the dreaded Omnicorn variant. But Twitter has ramped up its censorship campaign against COVID heretics, even as many of their claims have been proven true. Also, Alexandria Ocasio Cortez says that all of her critics really just want to date her. The Left uncovers a shocking truth about Ron DeSantis.  And in our daily cancellation, we’ll deal with the Atlantic writer who blew up her marriage because she was bored and believes that she has discovered deep truths about life from the experience.  

Ep. 864 - My Heroic Battle With Omicron 

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Today on the Matt Walsh Show, New York Magazine published a celebratory profile about a woman who violently mutilated her body, and the story only gets worse from there. Also, Joe Biden addresses the nation about the threat of the extremely mild Omnicorn variant. Bill Gates moves the goal posts on vaccines and hopes no one notices. The woman who created sex and the city has regrets about her lifestyle choices, and then regrets about expressing those regrets. A Lutheran pastor delivers a homily in drag. And in our Daily Cancellation, we ask and answer the important question: what are the worst Christmas songs and movies? The answers may surprise you. 

Ep. 863 - The Left’s Twisted Celebration Of Narcissism And Self-Mutilation 

Today on the Matt Walsh Show, more major cities instate draconian mandates, segregating the unvaxxed from society. This must be done because “we’re all in this together,” they say. Also, the data on omnicorn keeps coming in, and all of it indicates that there’s no reason to panic. Just don’t tell the media. Plus, Louis CK has a new comedy special out. The Left says that this somehow proves that cancel culture isn’t real. Is that true? In our daily cancellation, we’ll deal with the social media influencer who recorded a choreographed dance routine in the hospital with her severely sick newborn baby.

Ep. 862 - Banish The Unvaxxed Because We’re All In This Together 

Today on the Matt Walsh Show, the media is in full panic pushing mode over omicron. We are told that a winter of death and misery is upon us. But how worried should we really be? Also, Joe Manchin blocks Biden’s agenda. Pope Francis continues his war against conservative Catholics. And students in Fairfax county protest a hate crime, but wait until you hear the totally unexpected twist in that story. And finally in our Daily Cancellation, Mark Zuckerberg has launched his virtual reality meta verse, and the meta verse has already had its first Me Too moment. 

Ep. 861 - COVID Jumps The Shark In Season Three

Today on the Matt Walsh Show, one of the worst examples of sexual grooming of children at a public school is exposed. Plus, Biden warns of the coming “winter of death.” A Pentagon officials says that murdering innocent children is a learning experience for the Biden Administration. People continue to beat the hell out of each other at airports, which is apparently not against the rules. An MSNBC host valiantly defends the right of black people to use racial slurs against white people. And me and my people fall victim to cultural appropriation. 

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