Today on the Matt Walsh Show, Australia imported the third world en masse and now the country is plagued by machete-wielding gangs. They’ve come up with a bold way to deal with these problems: by asking the gang members to please turn in their machetes. Also, new footage from that mob attack in Cincinnati supposedly reveals that one of the white victims may have possibly said the n-word. Does that change anything about this case? Of course not. We’ll talk about it. Also, feminists on the internet are very mad at me today because I dared to suggest that women have an obligation to have children. This is an extremely offensive idea, apparently. It’s also obviously true.