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Michael Knowles reacts to the wildest “Rules for White People This Halloween” videos — from costumes you “aren’t allowed” to wear to the latest woke outrage over trick-or-treating. Is this cultural sensitivity gone too far… or proof that common sense is dead? Watch the hilarious (and horrifying) clips and see how Michael ranks the most ridiculous ones.

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LOL: Rules For WHITE People This Halloween

Michael's producers have gathered some of the internet's worst ideas for Halloween costumes. Michael ranks them, blindly.

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Democrats claim Vice President JD Vance is worse than Hitler and President Trump; a teacher is justly fired after she mocks Charlie Kirk’s assassination, and TikTok libs vow to loot stores if their EBT demands aren’t met.

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Ep. 1840 - Trump Is Winning The Shutdown Fight

Libs celebrate Charlie Kirk's murder at "No Kings" protests, young people now go to church at much higher rates than their parents, and a lady sues her neighbor for smoking pot and wins.

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Michael Knowles takes on Mary Morgan in a lightning-fast showdown packed with viral trivia, celebrity scandals, movie quotes, and music madness. From Hollywood gossip to internet memes, no topic is too wild for this battle of wit and charm.

Who will reign supreme in the ultimate pop culture showdown—Mary’s Gen Z savvy or Michael’s old-school wisdom? Find out now in FACE-OFF: Mary Morgan POP CULTURE Showdown!

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