On Episode 8, Ben celebrates America’s birthday with a firework-filled takedown of pop culture insanity: Adam Carolla gets lullabied, Michael Knowles returns to recommend a film that will haunt your dreams, and viewer mail asks the questions no rational human ever should.

Plus: Diddy gets convicted (but somehow throws an afterparty), Jeff Bezos goes full Prime Wedding in Venice, and Mike Tyson offers medical advice no one asked for.

Also, Ben names the worst person of the week in a Ben Destroys that’s more patriotic than grilling shirtless in jorts.

It’s hotter than a Nathan’s hot dog bun at high noon — only on Ben After Dark.