Return or Die - Matt Walsh Patch Program


The truest test of your regard for your fellow man. Earn this merit badge by returning your shopping cart to the corral where it belongs.

Part of the Matt Walsh Patch program.

  • Limited edition.
  • 1.75" Diameter.
  • Iron-on backing.
  • Digital badge unlocked on site with purchase.


Check back next month to see the newest patch.

Disclaimer: Merit badge is not $77.00.

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