Return Or Die Hoodie

$69.99

If you return your shopping carts, you deserve to be comfortable in this cozy hoodie. And if you know someone who does not return their shopping carts, you should wear this around them. Because let’s face it, not returning your shopping cart should be a crime. And Matt Walsh would agree.

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  • 8.5 oz (280 gm) cotton/polyester blend fleece
  • 80% Cotton/20% Polyester 
  • Jersey lined hood
  • Split stitch double needle sewing on all seams
  • 1x1 ribbing at cuffs & waistband
  • Metal eyelets
  • Standard fit

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