News and Commentary

Woman Who Offered Oral Sex To Hillary Voters Says She’s ‘Ashamed To Be An American’

On Friday, overgrown teenager Madonna told a packed audience at a Miami fundraiser that she’s “ashamed to be an American.” Yeah, that’d be the same woman who publicly “twerks” with adolescents and once promised oral sex to those who voted for former Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton.

“It just really makes me feel ashamed, ashamed to be an American, ashamed to be a human being, really,” said Madonna, who was dressed as a clown all night. The remark came after the iconic singer lamented the “plight of Native Americans,” reports The Hollywood Reporter.

The Queen of Pop spent a large chunk of her night predictably bashing President-elect Donald Trump; ripping him for not having expensive enough bed sheets and labeling him “toxic” and Islamophobic.

I “slept in Donald Trump’s bed,” Madonna told the crowd. “Now don’t go jumping to conclusions because he wasn’t in that bed. He wasn’t anywhere near that bed. He wasn’t even in the room. I was just doing a photo shoot in Palm Beach for the Versace campaign in his house.”

The elitist then smacked Trump for being a “cheap slumlord.” You see, his bed sheets weren’t “100 percent Egyptian cotton.” The horror.

“I just want to mention that his sheets were not 100 percent Egyptian cotton. Yes. Cheap slumlord,” she stated, before castigating Trump as an Islamophobe:

“Here’s what I’m wondering: Do you think he’s going to have nice sheets in the White House? Here’s one thing I’m sure of,” she said. “They won’t be Egyptian cotton because we all know how he feels about Muslims, don’t we?”

Man, if there are two things that have worked out really well for liberals lately, it’s being out-of-touch snobs and calling everyone a racist or an Islamophobe. Well done, Madge.

But she was just getting started. The feminist then “performed a slowed-down version of Britney Spears’ ‘Toxic’ and sang, ‘You know that you’re toxic,’ as images of Trump appeared on a large screen behind her.”

She also “twerked” with young pop singer Ariana Grande. (Warning: Video below cannot be unseen)

Before leaving the charity event, Madonna complained about being single (I know, who could imagine a gem like this being single) and receiving “zero f***s.”

“I’m not even dating anyone right now. I’m absolutely, positively 100 percent single. I’m getting zero f—s,” she whined.

Back in October, this lovely lady offered to perform sexual favors on anyone who voted for Hillary. She also bragged about her oral sex-giving abilities.

“One more thing before I introduce this genius of comedy, If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowj*b—and I am good,” she told the Madison Square Garden crowd.

“I’m not a douche,” she added, “and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I have eye-contact and I do swallow.”

Madonna opened for Amy. Msg @Madonna

— Joe (@jgra555) October 19, 2016

The “ashamed” American is 58 years old.