Congratulations, gals; we did it! We beat the Final Boss on the way to complete liberation from the bounds of the patriarchy and the confines of our own sex, and found that the grand prize is womanhood’s propensity to toxify our own freedom.
For what brings about this celebration? Motherhood, of course. Not just any old run-of-the-mill mom. Mother of the Year! She goes by “Erika,” and she, her daughter, and her (apparently total deadbeat) husband attended the September 25 San Francisco Giants game versus the Minnesota Twins.

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