People say Lena Dunham is untalented, but I’d argue it takes real talent to be as consistently terrible as Dunham has proven to be time and again.
On Thursday morning, the self-styled “sexual predator” all but ensured a Donald Trump victory come November 8 in her horrifying attempt to put the first uterus, Hillary Clinton, in the White House—the most important qualification. In a pro-Hillary “Funny or Die” video, titled “Sensual Pantsuit Anthem,” Dunham raps and strips down for the former secretary of state, leaving Americans everywhere searching for a vomit bucket.
“Lena Dunham is here to show her love for the greatest pantsuit wearer of them all, Hillary Clinton, in a new ‘Rapped’ music video with a little help from Cynthia Erivo & Charlamagne Tha God,” reads the caption of the video.
The abortion-loving feminist raps about Saint Hillary and the apparent persecution she faces, not for her habitual lying and alleged criminal acts, but because she has a uterus, obviously. Aside from the troubling rapping, Dunham also strips out of her power-red pantsuit into a “sensual pantsuit,” or “Hillary’s lingerie.”
And yes, no matter how many times we’ve seen Dunham strip down before, this time is still horrifying.
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The video opens with Dunham explaining to friends that she has to rap about this election as a form of expression, as this election has brought out the “darkest aspect of American culture and the racist, homophobic ,ableist and xenophobia rhetoric” is maker her “ill.”
“I get upset when people say that Hillary needs to smile / She’s a strong ass f—ing person couldn’t even walk a mile / in the heels of this woman had to fight / her life defending everything she does to the left and to the right,” raps Dunham, as “MC Pantsuit.”
“And she did it in a man’s world / Shatters glass ceilings,” she adds. “My girl’s a rider / progressive freedom fighter / going up against a dude who’s a climate change denier.”
“Let’s get out and vote or everybody might die,” Erivo interjects, because Trump is literally Hitler.
Then Dunham strips because you have to “show your whole body” for the “candidate you love.”
“I wonder if I’m actually hurting her chances of winning?” the near-naked feminist jokingly asks, though the clear answer is yes, yes you are.
“My girl’s a rider / progressive freedom fighter / going up against a dude who’s a climate change denier.”
Celebrated rapper Lena Dunham
Dunham made headlines on Wednesday, when the feminist celebrated the “extinction” of all straight white males in a charming animated skit with her father Carroll Dunham.
Dunham has promised to leave the U.S. if Trump takes the White House. This video has brought us one giant step closer to euphoria.