According to a new survey, over one-third of vegetarians eat meat when under the influence of alcohol. The other two thirds still eat things pretending to be meat but are in no way as delicious and satisfying.
Via Munchies:
In a poll of 1789 British vegetarians, the VoucherCodesPro website (that well-known source on vegetarian eating habits) found that 37 percent of veggies eat meat every time they’re drunk on a night out.
VoucherCodesPro aren’t the first to question the commitment of those following a veggie diet. Last year, a study from the Humane Research Council found that five out of six Americans who are currently vegetarian will eventually revert back to omnivorous eating.
The survey also asked respondents how often they partook in such drunken meat binges. Thirty-four percent admitted to eating meat every time they were drunk on a night out, 26 percent said it happened “fairly often,” and 22 percent said “rarely.”
Last year, a study from the Humane Research Council found that five out of six Americans who are currently vegetarian will eventually revert back to omnivorous eating.
And what are these vegetarians eating? Super clean, grass-fed, Berkley-educated, free-range, died-of-old-age marmots? Na. Just the tastiest kebabs, burgers, bacon, fried chicken, and sausages the streets can offer.
Sadly, even poor Cecil wouldn’t be safe around a tipsy veggie if he was cajun-seasoned and served on a stick.
The survey went on to ask of those who’d succumbed to their lesser selves and partaken in the devil’s flesh if they told anyone of their transgressions. Sixty-nine percent responded: No way, Jose.
Our reporter in the field’s reaction to the news sums it up…
Also, special correspondent Curtis Moe Howard Jr., makes a case that not is only is bacon good for humans, but that some in the vegetarian and vegan communities view themselves as “The Queens” while referring to those who choose a carnivorous lifestyle as “The Sorry-People”…
“Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.” -H. Jay Simpson