The following is satirical.
Yesterday was Martin Luther King Day, and left-wing politicians and commentators fanned out around the nation to pay homage to the civil rights leader by promising to violate all his most deeply held beliefs.
In a speech to the National Association of Hate-Filled Scum for a Better Tomorrow, CNN’s Don Lemon told the bloodthirsty crowd, “Martin Luther King had a dream that his children would live in a nation where they would be judged not by the color of their skin but by the content of their character, and we must honor Dr. King’s memory by making sure that nation is not the United States of America. Here in America we want to end the demonization of black people by learning to demonize white people so that we can bring racism to an end by continuing it forever. Only then will Dr. King’s dream come true by remaining false so that America can rise above the hatred of the past by sinking into the hatred of the future.”
Possible Democrat presidential candidate and raving Communist knucklehead Bernie Sanders delivered his MLK speech to a gathering of Our Lives Matter But Yours Don’t, saying, “Martin Luther King said, ‘Hate cannot drive out hate, only love can do that,’ and I want to ensure we remember those words by completely forgetting them. After all, if I can’t get you to hate the people who make a lot of money in this country then how can I convince you that stealing that money at gunpoint somehow suddenly becomes moral when we all do it together. In fact, if I can’t gin up mindless hatred by talking economic nonsense in a forceful voice full of conviction, you might begin to examine my actual ideas, and then I’m toast.”
Democrat presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren also paid tribute to Dr. King by performing a Native American dance next to King’s grave, in the hopes he would stop rolling over in it.