The completely rational, level-headed people over at PETA reflected on the world just two days after a radical Muslim murdered 49 innocents and injured 53 others at a gay nightclub in Orlando, Florida on behalf the barbaric Islamic State, and thought to themselves: The discrimination against chickens must stop.
Yes, chickens.
“Discrimination is discrimination, and it’s wrong, whether you’re a woman or a chicken,” said PETA President Ingrid Newkirk.
Here’s an appropriate reaction:
Also, what is PETA even talking about with this “discrimination” against chickens? This seems absurd. All types of chicken are beloved by Americans. I’m personally partial to barbeque, but Asian-style runs a close second. How much more inclusive can we be?
PETA slapped on a #StateOfWomen hashtag to join the Left’s uterus-only pity-party: a “summit” where wildly successful women join together to talk about their oppression and their heroic duty to advance the baby-killing agenda, often referred to as “reproductive health.”
These self-righteous summit-goers also pat themselves on the back for attending the star-studded event, because they clearly care more about women than you do.
And let’s not overlook the fact that PETA, in the process of fighting for chickens, managed to equate women to animals–albeit rather tasty animals.
Talk about empowerment!
#ChickenSuffrage
Here’s a fantastic video of an animal rights activist completely off the deep-end comparing a chicken to a little girl:
(Her name was Snow, and she was delicious.)