Nothing says “beautiful” quite like… a vagina on fire? (Syphilis is so hot.)

On Monday, Vanity Fair leaked photos of comedian Amy Schumer’s cover shoot for their May issue shot by photographer Annie Leibovitz. The photos notably included a cautionary tale: One can only sleep around so much before their vagina literally becomes amassed with flames.

Schumer can be seen posing in nothing more than a “No Coffee, No Workee” t-shirt, which apparently belongs to the comedian, and an emblazed vagina.

The comedian, who incessantly talks about her vagina, proudly admits that she “begged” Leibovitz to shoot her naked.

“I begged Annie to photograph me with no underwear on in just a T-shirt,” said Schumer. “I explained to her how important it was to me and she finally agreed. I felt powerful and beautiful. She understood once we shot it. Or maybe she ran to the bathroom to throw up. It was one of the most meaningful moments of my life.”

"I felt powerful and beautiful...It was one of the most meaningful moments of my life.”

-Amy Schumer, on posing naked with her vagina on fire

The alleged joke-thief is also featured in a photo riding a bomb, because she’s a “bombshell blonde.” Or something.

Schumer is an advocate for gun-control, much like her cousin Senator Chuck Schumer of New York, and once scolded a 17-year-old boy for making a joke about her promiscuity, which she touts, often.