Knowles: Why Does The Right-Wing Dating App Need To Exist?

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On Wednesday’s episode of "The Michael Knowles Show," Knowles explains a new dating app just for right-leaning people, and how it’s different than the other apps out in the market.

"There is a new dating app just for right-wingers. It’s called Righter. It’s an online dating-app started by Christy Edwards Lawton, and this app is only for right-wingers, only for people supportive of right wing politics," he said. "And if a leftist tries to join, the app will sue you, to make sure that the lefties stay off. And it encourages really good behavior."

Knowles explained how the app allows women to report men who do not pay for dinner, prevents Leftists from joining by threatening legal action, and discourages men who happen to be vegans from signing up.

"But why does there need to be an exclusively right-wing dating app?" Knowles asked. "The reason isn’t that right-wingers only want to date right-wingers. That’s not the reason at all. The reason is that the Democrats won’t date right-wingers."

Knowles continued: "This is born out by a number of surveys. According to one recent survey. This is a survey of four-thousand people. Eighty-two percent of Democrats said that they would not date a Republican. Eighty-two percent, a vast majority. That’s compared to just forty-three percent of Republicans who said that they would not date a Democrat. So about half. About half as many Republicans say they wouldn't date a Democrat as Democrats say they wouldn't date a Republican."

Video and transcript below:

There is a new dating app just for right-wingers. It’s called Righter. It’s an online dating-app started by Christy Edwards Lawton, and this app is only for right-wingers, only for people supportive of right wing politics. And if a leftist tries to join, the app will sue you, to make sure that the lefties stay off. And it encourages really good behavior. Apparently if you’re on this app and you go out on a date, and the man doesn’t pay for the first date, you can report the guy. And then there will be consequences for him, because they don’t want squishy, vegan, you know, herbivore men to go and say that they want to go Dutch on their first date. The man’s got to pay because this is a right wing app. That’s a beautiful thing.

Now, why does this app need to exist? I should point out that I’m saying that right wingers can now get laid and that’s a cause for celebration. Republicans are already having sex at a much higher rate than Democrats. This was shown in a survey by Skyn Condoms millenials sex survey. Seventy-seven percent of young Republicans are apparently having sex at least once per week. That is compared to sixty-eight percent of Democrats. So sad. Too bad for you guys. It’s a lot of fun.

This is what happens when you’re angry all the time and you deny that sexual difference exists. And you say that “Baby It’s Cold Outside” is rapey. And you say that men can’t ever kiss women. This is the logical consequence guys, maybe you should think about this before you allow yourself to buy these absurd left-wing lines.

But why does there need to be an exclusively Right-wing dating app? The reason isn’t that Right-wingers only want to date Right-wingers. That’s not the reason at all. The reason is that the Democrats won’t date Right-wingers. This is born out by a number of surveys. According to one recent survey. This is a survey of four-thousand people. Eighty-two percent of Democrats said that they would not date a Republican. Eighty-two percent, a vast majority. That’s compared to just forty-three percent of Republicans who said that they would not date a Democrat. So about half. About half as many Republicans say they wouldn't date a Democrat as Democrats say they wouldn't date a Republican.

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